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Brownload
04:02
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LYRICS:
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It was just an ordinary night, with my flatmate Tom
The lights of Sauchiehall street were in sight, we were gonna spend a bomb
What happened next, i do not know
As i woke up in my bed the following morning
Tom came through and said "Are you able?"
To see the gift you left on my bedroom table
What gift does he mean
Oh my word, i did a turd
All over his laptop
Whats these stains all down my legs
My head hurts, i've got the squirts
What on earth just happened?
I think i need to go back to bed
I was caught by suprise
This gift i left on his bedroom table
It was small and brown and stings the eyes
Tangled up amongst his laptop cable
How on earth could i do such a thing?
No, no, no, no (neine), no (neine) way
Waking up to see this gift i left
On my flatmates birthday
It was his birthday
I'm sorry Tom, i dropped a bomb
A present on your birthday
Things will never be the same
I did the plop, so i'll get the mop
Make your laptop spotless
Then this mess will go away
Smells brand new, no more poo
All over your laptop
You can use it once again
Gave it a clean, with Mr Sheen
Its just like nothings happened
Now we can move on with our day
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2. |
Back Of The Net
03:43
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LYRICS:
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The odds are stacked and you're playing to win
You've got the ball now pass it to him
You've got the talent, the power and skill
Here's your chance now go in for the kill
It's 2-1 now, go and do your team a favour
If you equalize, you may just win it later
The chance will be greater
Back of the net (Back of the net)
Striker scores a goal
Back of the net (Back of the net)
Long ball in the hole
Back of the net (Back of the net)
The crowd just about explodes
He's the man of the game, no two goals are the same and you know
He's put it back of the net
You've got momentum, you're doing okay
It may be tough coz you're playing away
The opposition are starting to shake
There's 3 points and they're yours to take
It's 2-2 now, the other team looks like beginners
If you get the goal, then you may have just scored the winner
You're a winner
Back of the net (Back of the net)
Striker scores a goal
Back of the net (Back of the net)
Long ball in the hole
Back of the net (Back of the net)
The crowd just about explodes
He's the man of the game, no two goals are the same and you know
He's put it back of the net
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3. |
Johnny Lobster
03:40
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Written by Thomas Jones
Performed by Big Time Quell
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4. |
Bad Times At Suzy Wong's
05:42
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I walked in and bought myself a caiparinha
When i saw Suzy at the bar
I rolled myself a cigarette and finished it and rolled another one, she said
Hey baby, won't you come out disco dancing with me
And we threw some bitchin' shapes on the dancefloor
Like a rhombus, trapezoid, dodecahedron, parrallelogram, nonagon, concave polygon, pentagan, rectangular hexagram, hyperbolic paraboloid
Suzy Wong has got it going on
But i can't stay too long
I've got to go, i've got to keep on moving
Hey Suzy, listen to me please
Distant Lands are calling me
I've got to go, i've got to keep on moving
But Suzy Wong has got other plans for me
When i woke up she was watching with a smile
I was handcuffed to her bed
She said that we had been there for a while
Though you may not remember
When i asked her where am i? How did i get there?
What have we been doing?
This is what she said
The Fox Moulder over the shoulder holder, leapfrog, butterfly, hot-lunch, David Bowie, Crabwalk, viennese oyster, dirty sanchez
Hey Suzy, listen to me please
I don't want any more GHB
I've got to go before my friends desert me
You know i love you Suzy Wong
But you've kept me here far too long
I lubed up the handcuffs and slipped away
Bollock naked outside in the light of day
I made it home with only minor altercations
I saw a note upon my door
I read it with some trepidation
It said "I know you'll be back for more"
The very next day i found i could not resist
Because Suzy makes my heart go
Blank like she's a reptoid from Zeta Reticulli
I swear she's one of them, she's not like you or me
Earth people listen to me please
The reptoids are watching me
They keep us sleeping while they eat our minds
I fell in love with one of them
Now they count me as their friend
I've glimpsed within their reptile minds
Is this the end of human kind?
I fell in love with Suzy Wong
But she only ever did me wrong
She took my clothes, she took my money
I lost my job but did i have some fun
Well, i tell you what i used to say
When Suzy used to call each day
I said "I love you baby, but you've go to know
I can't remember why i love you so"
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5. |
Soulpatch
05:36
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I knew when i saw you, it was love at first sight
My furry little triangle, my angel delight
The feeling felt so wrong but it felt so right
My satchel of joy, my beacon of light
When i say soul, you say patch
SOUL
PATCH
SOUL
PATCH
When i say soul, you say patch
SOUL
PATCH
SOUL
PATCH
When i say soul, you say patch
Coz a patch is an itch that i want to scratch
When i say soul, you say patch
SOUL
PATCH
SOUL
PATCH
Famous celebrities rocking a soulpatch
Springstreen (Soulpatch)
Efron (Soulpatch)
Costner (Soulpatch)
Howie Mandell
Johnny Depp (Soulpatch)
Fred Durst (Soulpatch)
Billy Ray Cyrus (Soulpatch)
Tony from 24
Franco (Soulpatch)
Shakespeare (Soulpatch)
Zappa (Soulpatch)
Vlad The Impaler
Jack White (Soulpatch)
Ray Charles (Soulpatch)
Brad Pitt (Soulpatch)
And Tony from 24
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Big Time Quell Lerwick, UK
Big Time Quell are a five-piece machine from Shetland whose cogs run on each other's joy and sweat.
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